Quotes

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1. There was another fox
2. You’ll regret that when I take over Alaska
3. And that’s the story
4. Engage in the ancient art designation
5. No get out of here
6. What time does Wall Mart close?
7. I’m going to through you out a window
8. When you’re hot you’re hot
9. Here’s to Tuscany Tuesday
10. I piss on it
11. Happy festivus
12. Sam this is romantic
13. Tony where you trying to romance me
14. The round table is now in secession
15. The cradle of life
16. Get out of here and stop with this exaggeration
17. If you want to get high, eat sushi
18. If you go straight it’s a church
19. Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference
20. Always borrow money from a pessimist, he won’t expect it back
21. Capatain sparky will sail the ocean blue
22. Bananas and pears make fagolies
23. The ring must be destroyed says Legolas to Frodo
24. How many, many in the time of some?
25. I’M THE PRESIDENT OF OMICRON
26. Fish curry calls
27. What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
28. She’s got you by the balls
29. You puke you clean it
30. I shot the sheriff, I dunno about the deputy
31. That’s funny
32. There’s too much bad blood
33. My name is Lester
34. Common sense is not so common
35. Exit 544-b
36. He made me feel guilty
37. If I was me I would shoot you
38. Always looking for a good dig
39. Ask me if I care
40. I don’t give a shit
41. I’m one of the many arms of LASER EYE
42. I’m Cronos and I’m 100 feet tall
43. I will squish you like a bug
44. You will die a painful death
45. Yes I’m a fireman
46. Would you like to go to Terrebonne with me?
47. He would unflinchingly take a bullet to save a pitcher of beer
48. Bachelor party pitch “hit her”
49. Don’t fuck around!
50. He would take a bed everywhere if he could
51. The most active plow we know, at least 3 times a day
52. The first born male…
53. He left us, but we still had to move his stuff.
54. A beer in each hand and a royal, “hey biatch” flaming from his
55. Irregardless of the fact…
56. Why is a grape?